{"id":1788,"date":"2020-07-08T12:12:44","date_gmt":"2020-07-08T12:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/?p=1788"},"modified":"2020-07-08T12:12:44","modified_gmt":"2020-07-08T12:12:44","slug":"the-premier-league-can-kiss-my-arsenal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/the-premier-league-can-kiss-my-arsenal\/","title":{"rendered":"The Premier League Can Kiss My Arsenal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-1789\" src=\"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Kiss-my-Ass.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"425\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><em>\u201cIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way \u2013 in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.\u201d<\/em> \u2013 Charles Dickens<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Writing a report of the Leicester game is proving inordinately challenging. Normally I watch a game again before writing a report but there\u2019s no way I\u2019m going to do that here. Apologies if I\u2019m a bit hazy on all the details. I process the game very much like a fan on first viewing and the little analytical skills I have tend to take a break.<\/p>\n<p>How do you go about reviewing a football match that descended into a farce anyway? A tale of two halves to dig into the cliches, featuring classics like \u2018referees do a tough job\u2019 and \u2018he\u2019s not that sort of player\u2019.<\/p>\n<p>I remember being oddly comfortable about our game early in the first half, but also feeling like we needed to wake up and start making things happen. It was Bellerin and Lacazette who caught my eye as bringing the most intensity. Probably to do with them not having played as many games as some others out there. Lacazette was holding up the ball well. There were a couple of times he could have released it a little quicker, but the rhythm of the whole team was off. It did click into gear though. Bellerin started putting in some good crosses. Lacazette started playing off his teammates.<\/p>\n<p>Even Dani Ceballos wasn\u2019t useless.<\/p>\n<p>His through ball was the key to unlocking a surprisingly wide open Leicester defense. He found Saka with only Johnny Evans to mark him. When they reached the edge of the box, Saka emitted a freeze ray, downloaded a memory of Pires on Gerrard from back in the day, which left Evans bowing down to acknowledge this glimpse into the universe\u2019s greatness and the rest of us in ecstasy. Laca was already celebrating even before Saka\u2019s cross reached Auba. A goal that transcended time.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately, this beautiful goal demanded a place of its own in the gallery of Arsenal matches. Despite our best efforts we could not turn all our domination, because that\u2019s what it was at this point, into a goal. Lacazette had a few chances, but he is a striker out of form who could do with some luck.<\/p>\n<p>Arsenal could be accused of getting lucky when Iheanacho\u2019s goal was ruled out for a push on Kolasinac, but it was probably the correct decision from the assistant referee. Just not in line with how the referee wanted the game called.<\/p>\n<p>Two good teams desperate to get a win and achieve their targets for the season. Two managers who\u2019ve gained plaudits for how quickly they elevated performances. An entertaining first half. Everything pointed to a great contest to follow in the second half.<\/p>\n<p><strong>History repeats itself<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>What did follow was the unintentional consequence of \u201cLil Chilli\u201d Saka messing with time. Even as he reached into the past to bring forth the best of Wengerball, the referee felt the institutional memory of his professional class flowing through him. The game that Pires had traipsed past Steven Gerrard had seen an Arsenal player unjustly shown a red card. This was exactly how Arsene\u2019s revolution began. Blood flowed in the streets at how many red cards the dirty Arsenal got. After Riley\u2019s successful audition it turned to encouraging violence against Arsenal.<\/p>\n<p>The referee had already allowed Jamie Vardy to roundhouse kick Mustafi in the face without consequence. Forget the niceties and benefit of doubt stuff. It was 100% intentional from Vardy, and Mustafi is lucky he didn\u2019t get caught in the eye. Vardy had also shoved Tierney, who was later also caught in the face by a forearm off the ball. Iheanacho was subbed off in the 60th minute having committed 5 fouls and received no booking. In fact no Leicester player was booked, and their challenges kept getting more and more aggressive and reckless.<\/p>\n<p>Of course then it was an Arsenal player who was punished for the growing combativeness. Thankfully this time not through injury.<\/p>\n<p>Now I fully understand why that\u2019s a red card. In any normal circumstances it would be. But in the context of that game, it was not. More a collision than a tackle. The referee saw it as a yellow too. Then someone from Mike Riley\u2019s clan got in his ear and what followed was amazing.<\/p>\n<p>So far the PL has steadfastly refused to use VAR the same way as Europe. But in this instance, the referee ran to the screen, took about 2 seconds to view it, and brandished a red card for Nketiah who had come on just a couple of minutes before. Is this even possible according to their own rules? If so, why wasn\u2019t it being done before? Pertinent but ultimately useless questions.<\/p>\n<p><strong>No respect for fans<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>The Premier League has no respect for the fans, or as they like to think of us, consumers. It\u2019s a tainted product, and the commentators, both during the game and after, try to get us to ignore and doubt what we\u2019ve just seen and fall quietly in line. I guess there\u2019s bliss in ignorance, and especially if you\u2019re making money off of selling it.<\/p>\n<p>A tired, embattled Arsenal team then had to try and hold on for 25+ minutes. Would have been a heroic effort had they managed it. It probably still was because as it turns out they were undone by a cross which in all honesty they should be able to block, combined with more shenanigans from the Rs in the VAR.<\/p>\n<p>A draw isn\u2019t the worst result. The players and managers are professionals and it\u2019s their job to adapt and learn from these setbacks. Arteta never hid from that, but he was clearly frustrated and I love that he called out what we had seen from the officials.<\/p>\n<p>I almost don\u2019t care about where we finish. A corrupt league and a nothing season from the moment we didn\u2019t sack Emery in Baku. But moments like that Auba goal, and how the team has been growing under Arteta are the reasons I watch football. I will stick with my team. But there\u2019s other leagues to watch. The PL can kiss my Arsenal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Written by Shard aka @shardgooner<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[25],"tags":[24,389,224,149,391,69,392],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1790,"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1788\/revisions\/1790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}