{"id":2757,"date":"2021-05-23T09:39:19","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T09:39:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/?p=2757"},"modified":"2021-05-23T09:39:19","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T09:39:19","slug":"7th-is-now-progress-at-arsenal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/index.php\/7th-is-now-progress-at-arsenal\/","title":{"rendered":"7th Is Now Progress At Arsenal"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2759\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2759\" class=\"wp-image-2759\" src=\"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/ARSvBRI-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"240\" srcset=\"https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/ARSvBRI-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/uncensoredarsenal.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/ARSvBRI.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-2759\" class=\"wp-caption-text\"><strong><em>#ARSBRI match preview by Shard aka @ShardGooner<\/em><\/strong><\/p><\/div>\n<p>A season that started with much promise is ending with more promise. Just empty ones. Some want transfers, some want board seats, some point to conveniently arbitrary points groupings. It&#8217;s almost as if the football is the side show. Which, frankly, is the status it deserves in a club which never ceases the drama. \u00a0Mikel does deserve praise for coming up with a cure for insomnia though. Maybe he can claim that prize in his next interview.<\/p>\n<p>For the final installment of a season everyone&#8217;s glad is over, we&#8217;ll face Brighton. Though they find themselves towards the foot of the table, they seem to enjoy their football. I know I do. Arsenal fans will also get to enjoy it in the stadium and maybe their support, combined with the fact that Brighton have already qualified, will help us to a win.<\/p>\n<p>If that happens we&#8217;ll finish on 61 points. It is also likely that both Spurs and Everton could drop points seeing as they&#8217;re playing away to Leicester and Man City. If that happens we&#8217;ll finish 7th (progress!) and qualify for the newly formed Europa Conference League (regress!)<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sick humor<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it seems St Totteringham has developed a somewhat sick sense of humor but honestly we&#8217;re not a club that is in position to turn our nose up at any European competition. It&#8217;ll help maintain our Uefa coefficient, especially if we win it, and could also provide a route back to the Europa since there is no guarantee we&#8217;ll achieve that through the league next year. Oh, except the 23 game table that skews stats to suggest we&#8217;ll finish 2nd. Arteta&#8217;s complaints of lack of training time with midweek competitions is frankly pathetic and small time and should be ignored if not scorned.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway Brighton. Graham Potter has them playing some good football which probably should have them higher up in the table if he &#8216;just brings in better players&#8217;. Like Bissouma is for us, apparently.<\/p>\n<p>Little secret. I wanted Pascal Gross at Arsenal as Ozil&#8217;s deputy a few years ago. Before you laugh, I also wanted ESR as his deputy when Emery was here.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s not much to say about this match really. I expect we&#8217;ll win. I hope the fans have a good time. I don&#8217;t expect we&#8217;ll play very well but that&#8217;s par for the course now. All eyes, hopes and fears are now focused on next season.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Written by Shard aka @ShardGooner<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>#ARSBRI match preview by Shard aka @ShardGooner A season that started with much promise is ending with more promise. Just empty ones. Some want transfers, some want board seats, some point to conveniently arbitrary points groupings. It&#8217;s almost as if the football is the side show. 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