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The Premier League Can Kiss My Arsenal

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.” – Charles Dickens

Writing a report of the Leicester game is proving inordinately challenging. Normally I watch a game again before writing a report but there’s no way I’m going to do that here. Apologies if I’m a bit hazy on all the details. I process the game very much like a fan on first viewing and the little analytical skills I have tend to take a break.

How do you go about reviewing a football match that descended into a farce anyway? A tale of two halves to dig into the cliches, featuring classics like ‘referees do a tough job’ and ‘he’s not that sort of player’.

I remember being oddly comfortable about our game early in the first half, but also feeling like we needed to wake up and start making things happen. It was Bellerin and Lacazette who caught my eye as bringing the most intensity. Probably to do with them not having played as many games as some others out there. Lacazette was holding up the ball well. There were a couple of times he could have released it a little quicker, but the rhythm of the whole team was off. It did click into gear though. Bellerin started putting in some good crosses. Lacazette started playing off his teammates.

Even Dani Ceballos wasn’t useless.

His through ball was the key to unlocking a surprisingly wide open Leicester defense. He found Saka with only Johnny Evans to mark him. When they reached the edge of the box, Saka emitted a freeze ray, downloaded a memory of Pires on Gerrard from back in the day, which left Evans bowing down to acknowledge this glimpse into the universe’s greatness and the rest of us in ecstasy. Laca was already celebrating even before Saka’s cross reached Auba. A goal that transcended time.

Unfortunately, this beautiful goal demanded a place of its own in the gallery of Arsenal matches. Despite our best efforts we could not turn all our domination, because that’s what it was at this point, into a goal. Lacazette had a few chances, but he is a striker out of form who could do with some luck.

Arsenal could be accused of getting lucky when Iheanacho’s goal was ruled out for a push on Kolasinac, but it was probably the correct decision from the assistant referee. Just not in line with how the referee wanted the game called.

Two good teams desperate to get a win and achieve their targets for the season. Two managers who’ve gained plaudits for how quickly they elevated performances. An entertaining first half. Everything pointed to a great contest to follow in the second half.

History repeats itself

What did follow was the unintentional consequence of “Lil Chilli” Saka messing with time. Even as he reached into the past to bring forth the best of Wengerball, the referee felt the institutional memory of his professional class flowing through him. The game that Pires had traipsed past Steven Gerrard had seen an Arsenal player unjustly shown a red card. This was exactly how Arsene’s revolution began. Blood flowed in the streets at how many red cards the dirty Arsenal got. After Riley’s successful audition it turned to encouraging violence against Arsenal.

The referee had already allowed Jamie Vardy to roundhouse kick Mustafi in the face without consequence. Forget the niceties and benefit of doubt stuff. It was 100% intentional from Vardy, and Mustafi is lucky he didn’t get caught in the eye. Vardy had also shoved Tierney, who was later also caught in the face by a forearm off the ball. Iheanacho was subbed off in the 60th minute having committed 5 fouls and received no booking. In fact no Leicester player was booked, and their challenges kept getting more and more aggressive and reckless.

Of course then it was an Arsenal player who was punished for the growing combativeness. Thankfully this time not through injury.

Now I fully understand why that’s a red card. In any normal circumstances it would be. But in the context of that game, it was not. More a collision than a tackle. The referee saw it as a yellow too. Then someone from Mike Riley’s clan got in his ear and what followed was amazing.

So far the PL has steadfastly refused to use VAR the same way as Europe. But in this instance, the referee ran to the screen, took about 2 seconds to view it, and brandished a red card for Nketiah who had come on just a couple of minutes before. Is this even possible according to their own rules? If so, why wasn’t it being done before? Pertinent but ultimately useless questions.

No respect for fans

The Premier League has no respect for the fans, or as they like to think of us, consumers. It’s a tainted product, and the commentators, both during the game and after, try to get us to ignore and doubt what we’ve just seen and fall quietly in line. I guess there’s bliss in ignorance, and especially if you’re making money off of selling it.

A tired, embattled Arsenal team then had to try and hold on for 25+ minutes. Would have been a heroic effort had they managed it. It probably still was because as it turns out they were undone by a cross which in all honesty they should be able to block, combined with more shenanigans from the Rs in the VAR.

A draw isn’t the worst result. The players and managers are professionals and it’s their job to adapt and learn from these setbacks. Arteta never hid from that, but he was clearly frustrated and I love that he called out what we had seen from the officials.

I almost don’t care about where we finish. A corrupt league and a nothing season from the moment we didn’t sack Emery in Baku. But moments like that Auba goal, and how the team has been growing under Arteta are the reasons I watch football. I will stick with my team. But there’s other leagues to watch. The PL can kiss my Arsenal.

Written by Shard aka @shardgooner

7 Comments

  1. It continues to astound how badly Arsenal get treated by EPL refs. Leicester were leaving marks all over our lads with no consequences. A stern word here and there was all. We had the game controlled until it was stolen (again) by the officials. It was bad enough in the ‘Fergie Era’, it is much more blatant now. Why are we putting up with this?

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    • The club hierarchy, our fans and our so-called legends must accept some responsibility. What concrete action have they taken to reform the PGMOL; to remove Mike Riley from the leadership and to make it more autonomous from the PL? At least ex senior ref Mark Halsey has come out publicly and denounced the PGMOL and the PL for their implementation of VAR. Who else?

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      • Results, like Leicester, are tainted. I don’t bet, but why are bettors not screaming about this? Can we be sure the refs themselves are not profiting from these tainted results?

        As Arsenal fans, we already know which refs are going to tilt the pitch against us Mike Dean, but just about all of them appear to have a degree of bias against us.

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  2. When results in the sport are dictated by the likes of Alan Partridge & the Friends of Jimmy Saville Inc. then it’s not a big mystery why England are and have not been a top football team.

    the greatest English footballer since the invention of the sport couldn’t even make a pass to Sterling (who is by far the better player) to put England in a final, a failure easily identified as an act of selfish vanity. But you’ll hear more critical for Mesut Özil from the press here even when he isn’t playing football. Or even for Sterling!!! What could it be…No prizes for guessing what’s up there.

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    • As Shard said, without mincing words:
      “The Premier League has no respect for the fans, or as they like to think of us, consumers. It’s a tainted product, and the commentators, both during the game and after, try to get us to ignore and doubt what we’ve just seen and fall quietly in line.”

      In England, teams like Arsenal are punished for having the temerity to play technical, expansive football while selfish glory hunters like Harry Kane are venerated and put on a pedestal. No wonder English football languishes in mediocrity. The Premier League loves it this way. As long as fans allow, this state of affairs will continue.

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  3. It’s very strange shotts that in other leagues you have corruption married in with strange broadcasters with lewd tendencies (Berlesconi & AC Milan), yet the owners and broadcasters everywhere else are not telling the national team what style of football they should be playing!

    The delusional vanity of those pulling the strings of the pgmob is so comical that it is reflected in the failures of the national team.

    And then there is the delusional vanity of those football fans who can’t even admit and discuss the issue afflicting the league. We know the blaggers and you tubers are snorting from the same filthy trough and no one likes to admit or even discuss corruption but there comes a time when you have to grow up. Eventually?

    One final. At home! In the history of the sport. There’s your shambles.

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    • Frankly Fins, the reason the current situation persists is because the English fans have been thoroughly brainwashed into believing they are best at football because they have the biggest league in the world. It is like us Americans believing we made the best cars because we were the first to establish a humongous car industry making money hand over fist. The fact that the cars were inefficient gas guzzlers and were obsolescent in two years didn’t worry most Americans until gas prices went through the roof in the late 20th century. We were so brainwashed by the mainstream media, acting on behalf of the money men in Detroit, we couldn’t believe that the cheap Japanese imports would eventually rise to the top through consistent quality improvement. Similarly English football cannot compete on the world-stage, not with Germany, Spain and France. The professional leagues in those countries are not as big financially but their football authorities and their media ensure their leagues are run in such a way as to produce quality footballers who are always in demand. Despite all the attempts by the English press to whip up chauvinism and xenophobia, every top English club desperately seeks foreign talent every transfer window. In my opinion, it will take something profound, as the OPEC oil embargo of the 1970s did to the auto industry, for there to be be serious change in English football. Until then, the biggest league on the globe will continue playing a brand of football that emphasizes physicality, supported by dodgy refereeing, which will keep England a 2nd rate on the world stage.

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